Michael Eisner contacted me once and asked me if he could change the name of Disneyland to 'Braffland.' I said no, because whenever I go to Disneyland there's always fat people everywhere wearing tight clothes. Disneyland, frankly, has a lot of improving to do before it gets my namesake.

I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.

Some people just don't want to put in the effort. I just show up and say some lines and I'm famous. Anyone living below the poverty line just needs to shape up or be shipped out, you know?

I am really driven, but my drive doesn't effect the conversations I have in my head about life, and my worries and fears and insecurities.

I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.

I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up there.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.