I think there are bound to be obstacles in any path to success. I mean, I'm Jewish, and there's nothing I can do about that. Instead of sitting around and feeling sorry for myself, I got over it and did something with my life.

That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song.

My co-stars aren't bad actors, but they're no Zach Braff.

I was originally set to star in 'The Bourne Identity,' but I found it too difficult to even pretend to forget who I was.

It's not that I'm racist or anything, because I'm not, but I just don't think we should be wasting our time helping people that are going to die soon anyway.

My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.

Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.