People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do?

When you win your first Grammy, it's true, you really want to thank all the little people.

I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.

When I was told they wanted the show to be about doctors, I was a bit reluctant to sign on, you know? I thought, why have a show about doctors when we could have a show about the real heroes, you know, like me?

At this point I feel like I could go out and accomplish anything. I'd just love to see Will Smith's face if he found out I, Z-Braff, have the number one rap album in the country. That'd show that no-talent uncle tom.

I blame Walt Disney; well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he?

I don't even like the show that much, I mean, it's about doctors. It's not like doctors are as important as actors anyway, I bet I've saved more lives with my acting talent then any doctor has.