People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do?

I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds.

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

It blows my mind that there are people out there who deny the holocaust. Why would you ever deny such a great achievement. It's like denying the cure for polio or something.

If nothing else, I'm making a movie that I'll enjoy.

If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that good of an actress. Especially when compared to me. Just watch the two of us, it's light and dark. I am by far the better Jew.

People have always wondered what my opinion on Stevie Wonder is. I say if he's so great how come he can't see? I mean, God doesn't make mistakes, just look at me for example.