People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do?

People are always going to find fault with anything you do, any process that you're a part of. The creative process means taking risks, I've taken risks and I've made mistakes, but the bottom line is, could anyone else have done any better ? I have to believe that what I created was worthwhile.

It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it.

Whenever I'm feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children's hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live long enough to surpass me in fame just warms my heart, you know?

My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients.

Seriously, when's the last time you saw me wear shorts?

Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for the past 8 years. And the whole time I'm thinking, 'Who ARE you?'