Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint.

It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it.

What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong?

I guess sometimes God just needs to laugh

I'm not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup.

Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does, well that... that's something.