Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint.

If nothing else, I'm making a movie that I'll enjoy.

When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.

I had no interest in sports so I didn't make friends in that traditional way where kids are in public school and they go and they join clubs, and play sports. So I kind of had to find my own way to make friends and get attention and so I just was the class clown.

I definitely try to play a common man in my roles so people can identify with my characters, but the truth of the matter is that it doesn't really matter what I do or my lines are, I'm still Zach Braff, and people know I'm better than them.

The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire.

It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.