If we've learned anything, it's that the combination of yellow smiley faces and blue polyester vests are irresistible to the inbred.

I think I suffer from some mild depression.

I mean, personally, I would have had no problem surviving. Come on, how hard is it to swim?

I think a lot of people are drawn to seeing people that want to be better. We see it in ourselves.

I'm a big proponent of 'Don't Ask, Don't tell,' in fact, I enforce it strictly on all of my dates. First, I don't ask them for sex, and then I warn them not to tell anyone after I'm through.

I feel really bad for everyone who died on 9/11. Not just the people in the World Trade Center, Pentagon, or Flight 93, but all of the terrorists, too. 'Garden State' came out in 2004. That means none of them got a chance to see it. Let that sink in for a second. No wonder they're building a memorial.

Probably the most memorable even of my life is when I was born. It really made me who I am. If I die, I hope to go out the same way I came in, but I don't think my mother would be into that.