If we've learned anything, it's that the combination of yellow smiley faces and blue polyester vests are irresistible to the inbred.

It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.

I don't even like the show that much, I mean, it's about doctors. It's not like doctors are as important as actors anyway, I bet I've saved more lives with my acting talent then any doctor has.

It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a while.

Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.

People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.