I was inspired by World Vision. It's almost like I sponsored (Donald) Faison and gave him an opportunity to do something with his life. What more would he want than to work with me?

I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.

The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the same as hitting your employee or wife, and the issue become pretty clear when you think about it that way.

Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography.

When I think about the holidays, I think about the Salvation Army guys ringing bells in front of stores. They're always so nice to you and they're always willing to give a heart to heart conversation. They actually bear the winter cold to ask for your petty cash with a smile on their face. Fudge those guys.

It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog