I was inspired by World Vision. It's almost like I sponsored (Donald) Faison and gave him an opportunity to do something with his life. What more would he want than to work with me?

Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.

If global warming is such a bad thing, then why is it taking out all of mankind's competitors? It just seems to me that the less species are out there, killing all our Caribou, the better.

I think a big part of being a success is confidence. Just look at me, I know I'm successful, and I am.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.

Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint.