Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.
Zach BraffWell I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they're all hoping they might get to marry me someday. I hate to burst their bubble, but they should just give it up now. Zach Braff doesn't sway that way, you know?
Zach BraffI know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know?
Zach BraffIf I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably be a serial killer. I'm just so damn likeable, no one would ever suspect me.
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