It raises several serious questions. For example, how can there possibly be more than one person as awesome as me?

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.

It really is fascinating stuff, and I've picked it up on Scrubs. Memorizing lines is at least as hard as studying a text book, I mean, by this point I know about as much as most 'real' doctors.

I don't think it's a black and white issue. If a man's family is starving so to speak, I don't think I'll hold it against him for stealing a loaf of bread.

After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog