You want to know the secret of my success? Let me tell you about eugenics.

I'm 26 years old, and I've spent my whole life waiting for something else to start. Now I realize that this is all there is, and I'm going to try to live my life like that.

There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong?

People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.

Have I ever had sex with a hooker? I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own. Can just anyone look up police records?

Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.

It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim.