You want to know the secret of my success? Let me tell you about eugenics.

I think we have to acknowledge that people are different and succeed at different things, first of all. Men are better than women at some professions like firefighting, construction work, and physics. But women are better than men at some professions, too, like elementary teaching, prostitution, and giving birth. Who's to say which is more important?

I once looked in the mirror at myself and noticed that, without a doubt, I am a sexy man. In fact, I don't think I'll ever get married...it just wouldn't be fair for my spouse to catch me enjoying a look in the mirror more than having sex with her.

I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be?

I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on.

I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.

I've never had much sympathy for orphans, I mean, when I was their age I would have killed to have no parents to make me clean my room and stuff