You want to know the secret of my success? Let me tell you about eugenics.

I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.

Working on 'Scrubs' made me feel guilty because I realized that if I had decided to become an actual doctor, instead of just playing one, I could probably have found a cure to cancer within five years.

I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another movie.

It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married. But my peers are getting married in their early 30s, so now there's like this extra 10 years of that angst.

People still make New Year's resolutions? Wow. I figured those were pointless once I perfected myself by directing, writing, and acting in Garden State. I guess it makes sense, though. It gives people a chance to hope that they can become as great as me someday.

I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.