Yeah, I saw the guy running out of the building carrying a rifle, I just didn't say anything to the cops because I was so happy that I wasn't the one who got shot.

Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist

I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins.

I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?

I was originally casted to be in the Superman movie but I read the script and realized that it was mysteriously similar to my screenplay for Zach Braff the Movie.

I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on.

A lot of people say colonialism was 'evil' or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it back to them? I don't think it should be considered 'racist' to admit maybe ending apartheid did more harm than good in South Africa.