I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.

People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do?

To say I live a cursed life is an understatement. I have to get up every day and work with people who are not as successful as me nor will they ever be as successful as me. Nobody knows the struggles I go through.

After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins

I think slavery was an awful, awful period in our history, but when I look at what's become of black culture since emancipation, I think you have to admit, maybe the Confederacy was on to something

The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the same as hitting your employee or wife, and the issue become pretty clear when you think about it that way.

Working on 'Scrubs' made me feel guilty because I realized that if I had decided to become an actual doctor, instead of just playing one, I could probably have found a cure to cancer within five years.