Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the mirror years ago. I wasn't making it to work on time.

It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.

I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins.

I'm 26 years old, and I've spent my whole life waiting for something else to start. Now I realize that this is all there is, and I'm going to try to live my life like that.

People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do?

Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint.

I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.