I'm sick of people saying I hate blacks, women, and gays. It's false and slanderous. Everyone who knows me knows I hate the Chinese.

If nothing else, I'm making a movie that I'll enjoy.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there.

If you're dumb enough to volunteer for the army, I don't see why we're supposed to feel so bad when you get shot. I'm not saying we should throw a party or anything, but is it such a tragedy? If I'd gotten shot before I made 'Garden State', yeah, that's a tragedy, but some red-state hick getting his legs blown off? Come on.

I was originally casted to be in the Superman movie but I read the script and realized that it was mysteriously similar to my screenplay for Zach Braff the Movie.

I was originally set to star in 'The Bourne Identity,' but I found it too difficult to even pretend to forget who I was.