I'm sick of people saying I hate blacks, women, and gays. It's false and slanderous. Everyone who knows me knows I hate the Chinese.

At this point I feel like I could go out and accomplish anything. I'd just love to see Will Smith's face if he found out I, Z-Braff, have the number one rap album in the country. That'd show that no-talent uncle tom.

I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help matters.

I wouldn't call myself a modern Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was probably to his generation what I am to mine.

That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song.

People have always wondered what my opinion on Stevie Wonder is. I say if he's so great how come he can't see? I mean, God doesn't make mistakes, just look at me for example.

I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?