Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?

I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'

When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.

Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities.

Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.

Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.

That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction.