Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?

It's trust issue more than anything. I mean, whats stopping them from teaming up, dressing up like a really tall person in a trenchcoat, and then BAM. They sneak out with all your furniture

I tried it a few times but didn't see the point. I'm Zach Braff. What the fudge do I need a team for besides holding me back and sucking? If I wanted that, I'd just walk on the set of 'Scrubs'.

At first, I didn't really care if global warming existed. But then I realized it means that less bums would freeze to death in the winter

I procrastinate so much and I get distracted by anything.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.