I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.

I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.

I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins.

Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?

Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.

The thing about all these charities is that who sees where the money goes? I don't and you don't. For all I know, the president of Make a Wish just used all the money to buy himself a mansion and a yacht. That's why I keep all of my money for myself, at least then I know I'm doing good for at least one person for sure.

I don't get why arabs are so pissed off at us. I mean they have enough oil for all of them to drive a hummer at what, maybe 1.50 a gallon?