If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that good of an actress. Especially when compared to me. Just watch the two of us, it's light and dark. I am by far the better Jew.
Zach BraffI'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me.
Zach BraffI'm not saying I hate Jews, I'm just saying that I think they shouldn't be alive any more.
Zach BraffWell I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they're all hoping they might get to marry me someday. I hate to burst their bubble, but they should just give it up now. Zach Braff doesn't sway that way, you know?
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