Of course I don't use my A-material, it doesn't matter if they think I'm funny or not because they won't be thinking anything pretty soon anyways, if you caych my drift.

There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.

When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.

I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.

Lots of people were giving me flak when I made the deal to do the very last season of Scrubs for $350,000 an episode. When really I'm the one that's being cheated, because the writer's strike is keeping me from all the money that I could be making. I need to eat, too.

I'm not saying I hate Jews, I'm just saying that I think they shouldn't be alive any more.

I was originally casted to be in the Superman movie but I read the script and realized that it was mysteriously similar to my screenplay for Zach Braff the Movie.