Of course I don't use my A-material, it doesn't matter if they think I'm funny or not because they won't be thinking anything pretty soon anyways, if you caych my drift.

I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'.

People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing on earth better than being famous.

I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we're all pretty tough guys and could probably handle it.

I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on.

Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there.

I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.