Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities.

You know, I think there should be a Zach Braff Day. We could have it on December 25th and then people can decide whether they want to celebrate me or Jesus. If you ask me, the choice is pretty obvious.

When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.

I am really driven, but my drive doesn't effect the conversations I have in my head about life, and my worries and fears and insecurities.

Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.

I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.

Over half a century on and they're still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn't win an Oscar and they seem a little petty if you ask me. I guess that just goes to show what kind of people they really are.