Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.
I always encourage over-tipping if you can afford it because share the wealth.
If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises.
A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it.
The Jews are just clumsy bakers.
That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song.