I can't say I agree with something that takes the focus away from me.
Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities.
I really like just super dry comedy.
Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.
Some people just don't want to put in the effort. I just show up and say some lines and I'm famous. Anyone living below the poverty line just needs to shape up or be shipped out, you know?
I love signing autographs! Sometimes, when people ask me for one, I keep the photo for myself and frame it. It's a Win-Win situation really; I get an extra 25 dollars in my pocket AND another portrait for my bedroom.