It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a while.

If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.

I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.

My favorite meal? It has to be furburgers everyday in the morning.

I procrastinate so much and I get distracted by anything.

People always say The God Father is the #1 movie of all time. But ask yourself, did you see Zach Braff in it....No you didn't. So then by default it goes to Garden State..and if youwatch two episodes of scrubs back to back that counts as the #2.

I find my movie props in my neighbors houses.