Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

I mean, I'm a writer, actor, AND director. Not to rock the boat or anything, but compare that to a carpenter and, in the end, who is the better man?

It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

If global warming is such a bad thing, then why is it taking out all of mankind's competitors? It just seems to me that the less species are out there, killing all our Caribou, the better.

I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.