Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

I think sports are very beneficial in the fight against obesity. I remember playing little league - I was the best person on the pitch by a long shot. It was only last weekend actually, I think I have some photos of it if you're interested.

It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.

Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?

I find my movie props in my neighbors houses.

I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.

A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity for a lot of humor there.