I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.

So, yeah, I mean, there is something universal about that feeling - that 20-something, what the hell am I going to do with my life, I'm lost and my parents are freaking me out, and what's the point? Every generation has a way of making that unique, but there are certain universals of that feeling.

You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the special Olympics. Obviously I would win without contest, but the point is that they are trying their best.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

I figure it this way - if a woman claims she didn't want me to fudge her, then you already know she's a liar. So what the hell's the point of a trial, y'know?

Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.

I never looked at bread the same way again