I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.

I think slavery was an awful, awful period in our history, but when I look at what's become of black culture since emancipation, I think you have to admit, maybe the Confederacy was on to something

The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the same as hitting your employee or wife, and the issue become pretty clear when you think about it that way.

I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?

When you were a kid and the circus came to town it was awesome to see these little creatures, but these things go out of fashion, like polyester blazers with rolled up sleeves. We don't have to suffer them anymore so why are there all these little people running around?

There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.

I think I suffer from some mild depression.