I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.
Zach BraffIt's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.
Zach BraffYou know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve better.
Zach BraffI love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.
Zach BraffI lot of people remember when that kid spray-painted my brand new Porsche for Punk'd. That was pretty funny. He got me pretty good. Of course, most people don't know I eventually got him back with my own show. I call it a show, really it's just an hour-long video shot in my bedroom featuring the two of us.
Zach Braff