I really don't know why we need a whole month dedicated to blacks. It's not like they're the only ones that suffered. I mean, what about us whites? We're the ones that have to deal with these monkeys everyday, but you don't see us demanding a whole month to ourselves.

I think there are bound to be obstacles in any path to success. I mean, I'm Jewish, and there's nothing I can do about that. Instead of sitting around and feeling sorry for myself, I got over it and did something with my life.

Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.

I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds.

I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

Hitler was about population control.