I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on.

Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they're all hoping they might get to marry me someday. I hate to burst their bubble, but they should just give it up now. Zach Braff doesn't sway that way, you know?

I think a big part of being a success is confidence. Just look at me, I know I'm successful, and I am.

Some people just can't handle that they will never be a better actor than me

Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.

Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could make a movie about me winning nine gold medals. Now that's real power.

I think the saddest moments in life have humor in them. I have a memory of coming home from a funeral with my family in the back of a limousine and someone cracking a joke and us just hysterically belly laughing. It's how we always dealt with tragedy in our lives and I think it's such a healthy way to deal with sadness.