I'm not saying eating babies should be legal, but when they're so delicious, what's the harm in it? I don't know what tastes better, their innocence or their gooey rib butter.

I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'.

It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.

I never go looking for child pornography, but I mean, if somebody sends me an email with some pictures, I'm not going to turn around and report them.

That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song.

I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience.

I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up there.