I'm not saying eating babies should be legal, but when they're so delicious, what's the harm in it? I don't know what tastes better, their innocence or their gooey rib butter.

Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack.

Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later.

I'm sure lots of actors and creative people go through this, where you have some weeks where it's all going according to plan and some weeks where you're super frustrated.

I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help matters.

Most people just aren't grateful for the lives they have, and it really saddens me. For instance, I said 'hello' to a man the other day, and he didn't even recognize me. It just really saddens me.

Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could make a movie about me winning nine gold medals. Now that's real power.