Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with.

People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.

Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there.

I can't watch the news anymore. They have their priorities all out of whack. All I see is Natalee Holloway and Britney Spears and the war in Iraq. Where's the substantive news? Where's the Zach Braff coverage?

It's trust issue more than anything. I mean, whats stopping them from teaming up, dressing up like a really tall person in a trenchcoat, and then BAM. They sneak out with all your furniture

You know how they do that effect in movies, where they make it look like you have a twin, but it's really just the same actor playing both characters in the scene? I knew this would be the best route, but I just wasn't comfortable dressing as a woman, so I had to hire other actors.

Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good.