Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with.

If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises.

Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack.

Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.

It blows my mind that there are people out there who deny the holocaust. Why would you ever deny such a great achievement. It's like denying the cure for polio or something.

I stand stark naked in front of the mirror and gaze directly into my own eyes. I utter 'Good morning, handsome' and my lips quiver as I stare at myown body. I don't break eye contact until I blow my load. Not once do I actually touch myself.

I don't think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.