People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.
Zach BraffI stand stark naked in front of the mirror and gaze directly into my own eyes. I utter 'Good morning, handsome' and my lips quiver as I stare at myown body. I don't break eye contact until I blow my load. Not once do I actually touch myself.
Zach BraffEveryone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with.
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