I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans.

I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.

I really don't give a care, I'm going to live for ever

I mean, I'm a writer, actor, AND director. Not to rock the boat or anything, but compare that to a carpenter and, in the end, who is the better man?

Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.

Probably the most memorable even of my life is when I was born. It really made me who I am. If I die, I hope to go out the same way I came in, but I don't think my mother would be into that.

It's not that I'm racist or anything, because I'm not, but I just don't think we should be wasting our time helping people that are going to die soon anyway.