The fact that 'Scrubs' is so popular in Israel is very important to me. I feel like I'm helping to cancel out the thousands of years of oppression the Jewish people have suffered.

Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.

I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.

Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.

I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.

Yeah i thought about making the character of JD gay... But then i thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you'll be crushing

I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds.