The fact that 'Scrubs' is so popular in Israel is very important to me. I feel like I'm helping to cancel out the thousands of years of oppression the Jewish people have suffered.

Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.

I'm not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup.

I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?

You know how they do that effect in movies, where they make it look like you have a twin, but it's really just the same actor playing both characters in the scene? I knew this would be the best route, but I just wasn't comfortable dressing as a woman, so I had to hire other actors.

Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.

It raises several serious questions. For example, how can there possibly be more than one person as awesome as me?