I did theater for a few years while I was in New York, but it was tough having to perform scripts worse than what I knew I could write.

I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds.

You know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve better.

The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire.

People often ask me when there's going to be a Mrs. Zach Braff. It's a confusing question sometimes because many people don't realize that my mother is named Mrs. Zach Braff.

One time I considered making a video game about my life where people control a character called 'Zach Braff' and run around being awesome. Then I realized that getting to pretend to be me would be like shooting up heroin for anyone who played it, and I don't want that on my conscience.

I blame Walt Disney; well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he?