I did theater for a few years while I was in New York, but it was tough having to perform scripts worse than what I knew I could write.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.

I procrastinate so much and I get distracted by anything.

I love signing autographs! Sometimes, when people ask me for one, I keep the photo for myself and frame it. It's a Win-Win situation really; I get an extra 25 dollars in my pocket AND another portrait for my bedroom.

In my opinion, one of the biggest drawbacks about Sergio Leone films are the scores composed by Ennio Morricone. If [Leone] were as talented as I am, he would have made mixtapes for his movies instead of letting some schmuck write the soundtracks for him. But then if he were as talented as I am, he'd be Zach Braff. And have his own Grammy.

Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good.