I did theater for a few years while I was in New York, but it was tough having to perform scripts worse than what I knew I could write.

When I was told they wanted the show to be about doctors, I was a bit reluctant to sign on, you know? I thought, why have a show about doctors when we could have a show about the real heroes, you know, like me?

When you were a kid and the circus came to town it was awesome to see these little creatures, but these things go out of fashion, like polyester blazers with rolled up sleeves. We don't have to suffer them anymore so why are there all these little people running around?

Probably the most memorable even of my life is when I was born. It really made me who I am. If I die, I hope to go out the same way I came in, but I don't think my mother would be into that.

The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly.

Seriously, when's the last time you saw me wear shorts?

I know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know?