When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.

I mean, personally, I would have had no problem surviving. Come on, how hard is it to swim?

My mother's a psychologist, my stepfather's a psychologist, my stepmother is a therapist and my dad's a lawyer. So it was all prominent in my life. I don't know anyone who doesn't know someone on some form of prescription medicine.

I was originally set to star in 'The Bourne Identity,' but I found it too difficult to even pretend to forget who I was.

If I had a billion dollars I would...oh wait...already do.

Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does, well that... that's something.

I love signing autographs! Sometimes, when people ask me for one, I keep the photo for myself and frame it. It's a Win-Win situation really; I get an extra 25 dollars in my pocket AND another portrait for my bedroom.