It's always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone's looking to me for guidance.

I've always tried to learn from the greats: Orson Welles, Humphrey Bogart, Ghandi, Buddha, Jesus... it's just that there's this tremendous pressure to correct all the things they got wrong.

It has been pretty much downhill ever since the 13th amendment

There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.

Look on the bright side; that's one bullet that's not going to hit me.

Of course I don't use my A-material, it doesn't matter if they think I'm funny or not because they won't be thinking anything pretty soon anyways, if you caych my drift.

I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world.