I know every politician spins the truth a little.

If nothing else, I'm making a movie that I'll enjoy.

When I was told they wanted the show to be about doctors, I was a bit reluctant to sign on, you know? I thought, why have a show about doctors when we could have a show about the real heroes, you know, like me?

I once looked in the mirror at myself and noticed that, without a doubt, I am a sexy man. In fact, I don't think I'll ever get married...it just wouldn't be fair for my spouse to catch me enjoying a look in the mirror more than having sex with her.

I've had to remove all mirrors from my home. I just can't seem to look at myself without having to buff the bishop, you know?

Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him.

When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.