I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.

Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.

Every time I see a child walking down the street I like to trip them. While they look for their missing teeth, I personally remind them that no matter how hard they try I will always be better than them.

I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?

If nothing else, I'm making a movie that I'll enjoy.

I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another movie.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog