I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.

There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong?

I actually did ponder doing the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie thing and get a kid from Ethiopia. But you know, I already have an ashtray.

It depresses me when people expect me to be like the characters I play on film. I'm not some whiny loser punk, I'm a man's man.

When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.

Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.

I don't even like the show that much, I mean, it's about doctors. It's not like doctors are as important as actors anyway, I bet I've saved more lives with my acting talent then any doctor has.