I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.

Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for the past 8 years. And the whole time I'm thinking, 'Who ARE you?'

Over half a century on and they're still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn't win an Oscar and they seem a little petty if you ask me. I guess that just goes to show what kind of people they really are.

It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty.

I think a lot of people are drawn to seeing people that want to be better. We see it in ourselves.

Now, I'm not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I'll be quite clear. I've never said hitler was my hero, just that if he had focused on more than one race he would have had the right idea. Try to turn that one against me.

Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.