Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined.
I know every politician spins the truth a little.
I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans.
It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.
I really don't give a care, I'm going to live for ever
You know, I think there should be a Zach Braff Day. We could have it on December 25th and then people can decide whether they want to celebrate me or Jesus. If you ask me, the choice is pretty obvious.