It depresses me when people expect me to be like the characters I play on film. I'm not some whiny loser punk, I'm a man's man.

I had a very funny family.

I was originally set to star in 'The Bourne Identity,' but I found it too difficult to even pretend to forget who I was.

I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.

In my opinion, one of the biggest drawbacks about Sergio Leone films are the scores composed by Ennio Morricone. If [Leone] were as talented as I am, he would have made mixtapes for his movies instead of letting some schmuck write the soundtracks for him. But then if he were as talented as I am, he'd be Zach Braff. And have his own Grammy.

When I was told they wanted the show to be about doctors, I was a bit reluctant to sign on, you know? I thought, why have a show about doctors when we could have a show about the real heroes, you know, like me?

I'd like to think that my scripts are more significant than maybe the Bible or the book that the Jews use, whatever it's called. And that's only when I'm having an off day.