It depresses me when people expect me to be like the characters I play on film. I'm not some whiny loser punk, I'm a man's man.

Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.

The thing about all these charities is that who sees where the money goes? I don't and you don't. For all I know, the president of Make a Wish just used all the money to buy himself a mansion and a yacht. That's why I keep all of my money for myself, at least then I know I'm doing good for at least one person for sure.

I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be?

People keep asking me whether I'm going to vote for Obama or McCain in the election. But I'm like, why bother? There will never be another leader as good as he was.

I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE!

I'm not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup.