I never looked at bread the same way again
It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.
Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could make a movie about me winning nine gold medals. Now that's real power.
I heard about the Dalai Lama, you know and I thought to myself, why not me?
Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they're all hoping they might get to marry me someday. I hate to burst their bubble, but they should just give it up now. Zach Braff doesn't sway that way, you know?
I'm not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the dog could've learned something from me.