When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.

Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.

I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.

I definitely try to play a common man in my roles so people can identify with my characters, but the truth of the matter is that it doesn't really matter what I do or my lines are, I'm still Zach Braff, and people know I'm better than them.

Lots of people were giving me flak when I made the deal to do the very last season of Scrubs for $350,000 an episode. When really I'm the one that's being cheated, because the writer's strike is keeping me from all the money that I could be making. I need to eat, too.

I really don't give a care, I'm going to live for ever

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.