I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.
Every time I see a child walking down the street I like to trip them. While they look for their missing teeth, I personally remind them that no matter how hard they try I will always be better than them.
I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.
They don't know I'm staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it?
If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.
Most people just aren't grateful for the lives they have, and it really saddens me. For instance, I said 'hello' to a man the other day, and he didn't even recognize me. It just really saddens me.