I know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know?

I really don't give a care, I'm going to live for ever

I know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know?

Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me.

I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds.

In April 1975 I was born and the Vietnam War ended. I could not let any American die in war before seeing an episode of Scrubs.

The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take a punch, I'll tell you that much.