I was originally set to star in 'The Bourne Identity,' but I found it too difficult to even pretend to forget who I was.

I heard about the Dalai Lama, you know and I thought to myself, why not me?

Whenever I'm feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children's hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live long enough to surpass me in fame just warms my heart, you know?

It's... it's such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people would make anything I was in. As long as I keep this up I'll be swimming in chubby indie girl pussy.

My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.

People are always saying bad things about them, but really they think they're just trying to clean up our planet. I'm not saying it's right but, you know, we could all benefit from following that example.

Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.