I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another movie.

I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State

I can't watch the news anymore. They have their priorities all out of whack. All I see is Natalee Holloway and Britney Spears and the war in Iraq. Where's the substantive news? Where's the Zach Braff coverage?

They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you can pretty much guess where that leaves me.

Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities.

I'm not the kind of person who digs through things other people have thrown away.

In my opinion, one of the biggest drawbacks about Sergio Leone films are the scores composed by Ennio Morricone. If [Leone] were as talented as I am, he would have made mixtapes for his movies instead of letting some schmuck write the soundtracks for him. But then if he were as talented as I am, he'd be Zach Braff. And have his own Grammy.