I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another movie.

Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me.

I like the punch beggers and panhandlers when they ask me for change. I feel like I am doing my part to clean up the streets.

Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities.

Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.

I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State

It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.