Every time I see a child walking down the street I like to trip them. While they look for their missing teeth, I personally remind them that no matter how hard they try I will always be better than them.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

Lots of people were giving me flak when I made the deal to do the very last season of Scrubs for $350,000 an episode. When really I'm the one that's being cheated, because the writer's strike is keeping me from all the money that I could be making. I need to eat, too.

Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later.

I think there are bound to be obstacles in any path to success. I mean, I'm Jewish, and there's nothing I can do about that. Instead of sitting around and feeling sorry for myself, I got over it and did something with my life.

I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up there.

I blame Walt Disney; well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he?