When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.
Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.
I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.
The Jews are just clumsy bakers.
I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world.
I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be?