There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.

It's kind of ironic that my character is a doctor who acts very gay with his best friend. I don't see how gays could ever be doctors, they spend too much time whining about everything. Just get off your soapbox and go back to designing floral arrangements.

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

If we're going to solve the problems in North Korea, the first thing we're going to have to do is start helping them get basic amenities like electricity, televisions, and DVD players over there. Otherwise, how can they watch 'Garden State'?

Im just not really attracted to black chicks.

That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction.

I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'