There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.

I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.

I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.

I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.

Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.

I feel really bad for everyone who died on 9/11. Not just the people in the World Trade Center, Pentagon, or Flight 93, but all of the terrorists, too. 'Garden State' came out in 2004. That means none of them got a chance to see it. Let that sink in for a second. No wonder they're building a memorial.

Working on 'Scrubs' made me feel guilty because I realized that if I had decided to become an actual doctor, instead of just playing one, I could probably have found a cure to cancer within five years.