There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.

I really don't give a care, I'm going to live for ever

Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.

I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on.

I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I realized, 'Hey, I'm freakin' Zach Braff.' I did it the next morning.

For me, acting in scenes with other people is like playing soccer with a bunch of legless five year olds. It's not really fair to them, but what else can I do, you know?

If nothing else, I'm making a movie that I'll enjoy.