There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.

Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the mirror years ago. I wasn't making it to work on time.

The thing about all these charities is that who sees where the money goes? I don't and you don't. For all I know, the president of Make a Wish just used all the money to buy himself a mansion and a yacht. That's why I keep all of my money for myself, at least then I know I'm doing good for at least one person for sure.

Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.

Most people just aren't grateful for the lives they have, and it really saddens me. For instance, I said 'hello' to a man the other day, and he didn't even recognize me. It just really saddens me.

When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.

It blows my mind that there are people out there who deny the holocaust. Why would you ever deny such a great achievement. It's like denying the cure for polio or something.