I've never had much sympathy for orphans, I mean, when I was their age I would have killed to have no parents to make me clean my room and stuff

I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE!

I blame Walt Disney; well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he?

Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and I only had one quarter... Well I'd probably keep it actually.

I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do

Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.

I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.