I've never had much sympathy for orphans, I mean, when I was their age I would have killed to have no parents to make me clean my room and stuff

I think slavery was an awful, awful period in our history, but when I look at what's become of black culture since emancipation, I think you have to admit, maybe the Confederacy was on to something

I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.

Seriously, when's the last time you saw me wear shorts?

I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins.

I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.

Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.