People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.

I definitely try to play a common man in my roles so people can identify with my characters, but the truth of the matter is that it doesn't really matter what I do or my lines are, I'm still Zach Braff, and people know I'm better than them.

Everyone has a warped vision of Hollywood and what success in Hollywood is like.

Yea, I had a dream too. Looks like mine came true.

Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for the past 8 years. And the whole time I'm thinking, 'Who ARE you?'

Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.

As a kid who wasn't into sports, at school I felt almost alienated at times, whereas in the theatre community there was this amazing sense of camaraderie. Early on, we would go to rehearsals with my dad and I was like the mascot for the backstage crew. That was a big part of my childhood, so I dreamed of one day doing a play in London.