People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.

In theater or movies you see either 'I'm religious' or 'I'm an atheist.' I've never seen too much discussion of 'I believe there's a higher power but I'm hesitant to reach out to him because I don't know if I'm worthy of his attention.

It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim.

I procrastinate so much and I get distracted by anything.

Now, I'm not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I'll be quite clear. I've never said hitler was my hero, just that if he had focused on more than one race he would have had the right idea. Try to turn that one against me.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help matters.