People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.

I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.

I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be?

Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.

I really don't give a care, I'm going to live for ever

When I played the Shins, I changed someone's life. When I play Belle and Sebastian in a pivotal scene in my next movie...well, let's just say I made sure I that I can't be held legally responsible for all the deaths people will suffer out of shock upon hearing them. They're a terrific band.

It blows my mind that there are people out there who deny the holocaust. Why would you ever deny such a great achievement. It's like denying the cure for polio or something.