People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.

I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do

Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.

The Jews are just clumsy bakers.

People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do?

There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong?

People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.