I blame Walt Disney; well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he?

My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious.

I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?

They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you can pretty much guess where that leaves me.

If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans.

So, yeah, I mean, there is something universal about that feeling - that 20-something, what the hell am I going to do with my life, I'm lost and my parents are freaking me out, and what's the point? Every generation has a way of making that unique, but there are certain universals of that feeling.

I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.