If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably be a serial killer. I'm just so damn likeable, no one would ever suspect me.

Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.

Now, I'm not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I'll be quite clear. I've never said hitler was my hero, just that if he had focused on more than one race he would have had the right idea. Try to turn that one against me.

People often ask me when there's going to be a Mrs. Zach Braff. It's a confusing question sometimes because many people don't realize that my mother is named Mrs. Zach Braff.

I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.

Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint.

I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.