If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably be a serial killer. I'm just so damn likeable, no one would ever suspect me.

I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang around me so you can get a good mental image and jerk off to me later.

After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins

I'm sure lots of actors and creative people go through this, where you have some weeks where it's all going according to plan and some weeks where you're super frustrated.

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

I did theater for a few years while I was in New York, but it was tough having to perform scripts worse than what I knew I could write.

I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE!