If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably be a serial killer. I'm just so damn likeable, no one would ever suspect me.

Im just not really attracted to black chicks.

People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.

Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.

The success of 'Scrubs' allowed me to pursue anything I felt passionately about without having to worry about money. It allowed me to spend my summer work shopping my show at a nonprofit theater.

I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE!

I wouldn't call myself a modern Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was probably to his generation what I am to mine.