My job as an actor has inspired generations of children to become doctors. My job as a writer has opened up the minds of millions. My job as a director has produced masterpieces that will be taught in film school for ages.

Everyone has a warped vision of Hollywood and what success in Hollywood is like.

I mean, personally, I would have had no problem surviving. Come on, how hard is it to swim?

I've always preferred Marvel over DC. I just relate to their characters better. I mean look at Wolverine, at first he was just a bit player in an ensemble cast. Now he's the only reason people read X-Men. Just like me and Scrubs.

It has been pretty much downhill ever since the 13th amendment

Working on 'Scrubs' made me feel guilty because I realized that if I had decided to become an actual doctor, instead of just playing one, I could probably have found a cure to cancer within five years.

I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.