My job as an actor has inspired generations of children to become doctors. My job as a writer has opened up the minds of millions. My job as a director has produced masterpieces that will be taught in film school for ages.

Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter

Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for the past 8 years. And the whole time I'm thinking, 'Who ARE you?'

Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.

I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?