My job as an actor has inspired generations of children to become doctors. My job as a writer has opened up the minds of millions. My job as a director has produced masterpieces that will be taught in film school for ages.

It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.

My favorite meal? It has to be furburgers everyday in the morning.

Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People just don't understand that

The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take a punch, I'll tell you that much.

I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me.

I think I suffer from some mild depression.