If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that good of an actress. Especially when compared to me. Just watch the two of us, it's light and dark. I am by far the better Jew.

Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.

Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!

I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'

I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?

My favorite meal? It has to be furburgers everyday in the morning.

It depresses me when people expect me to be like the characters I play on film. I'm not some whiny loser punk, I'm a man's man.