Im just not really attracted to black chicks.

I wouldn't call myself a modern Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was probably to his generation what I am to mine.

The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take a punch, I'll tell you that much.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.

My co-stars aren't bad actors, but they're no Zach Braff.

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.