Im just not really attracted to black chicks.

I like the punch beggers and panhandlers when they ask me for change. I feel like I am doing my part to clean up the streets.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In a perfect world, everybody would be gay. I mean if everybody looked like Zach Braff, you just wouldn't be able to resist.

It's... it's such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people would make anything I was in. As long as I keep this up I'll be swimming in chubby indie girl pussy.

Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.

It's always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone's looking to me for guidance.